Ways to abuse food

Spread Heads Mustard Marvin Bottle Topper

Child me would have gone ape shit for these things.

Adult me me just fucking loves them.

Really, who doesn’t want a green dude vomiting up mustard onto your food.

Count Ketchup Spread Heads-Tomato Sauce Bottle Top

Condiment gun $25

Fine, so maybe you don’t want a guy bleeding on your food.

Have a gun instead so you can blast people straight in the face with your red salty sauce.

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