So when the courier dropped this off at my house I was pretty surprised to find that it was Bill Murray Himself delivering it. I asked what the hell he was doing delivering packages. His response was to look deeply into my eyes and say ” I come to those who need me most”.
We made passionate love right there on the doorstep. It wasn’t till after that I remembered that I had a boyfriend, and started crying hysterically.
BIll grabbed my shoulder, and looked deeply into my eyes as if seeing into my innermost soul.
He knew what I was thinking immediately and said “Dont worry about your boyfriend, no one will ever believe you”.
He collected his pants, gave me an Ice Cream and rode off on a Vespa.