I worry for humanity sometimes

Are some people really that lazy that they cannot even be bothered to turn their own freaking ice cream cone.

Motorized Ice Cream Cone $9.95

Really?

Is there a market for this outside of the morbidly obese who cannot turn their breakfast ice cream cone without breaking into a sweat and swearing to the heavens that life is just too damn hard to have to spend time rotating your pudgy wrists.