Go Fuck Yourself San Diego
This is by far the most ridiculous thing that I have seen on the internet today, and I spent a good portion of the day watching Will Ferrell clips. One thing led to another and I stumbled across this gem.
“The Mustache Poet is cool, confident, and always sexy.
Relax as he pours you a glass of burgundy wine, takes you by the hand and woos you within the confinses of his Chevy van using the words from this very Magnetic Poetry Mustache Poet kit.”
My instincts tell me that there would be very few ways to not be dirty with this kit.
My instincts tell me that my idiot boyfriend would love it.
