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Mario Kart RC Racer

Captain Cool — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 06:35:12 +0000

Currently $25, get it here and be the coolest kid ever, even if you are 50.

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Ask my About my Stache

Captain Cool — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 23:39:54 +0000

If you spend a great deal of your day worrying that people are constantly judging you for not having masculine facial hair, then this shirt is for you.

Just make sure you get a size up from what you normally get, as you will need plenty of room to be able to pull it up to your face without looking like you are stripping.

Where to get it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A9IVQ5G/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00A9IVQ5G&linkCode=as2&tag=171720-20
Price : $17

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Joffrey Target Poster

Captain Cool — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 21:04:37 +0000

Nothing in the world could possibly feel better than shooting this little bastard repeatedly in the head. Nothing!

Avenge the honor of the Stark family with this Game of Thrones Joffrey Target Poster.

Where to get it : http://www.604republic.com/prod/target_joffrey_poster
Price : $7

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Super Mario Chess Set

Captain Cool — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:17:24 +0000

What could possibly be geekier than playing a game of chess with a chess set made from your favorite Nintendo characters.

This set has 32 detailed authentic Nintendo chess pieces and a Nintendo themed chess board. Everything comes packaged in a glorious collector’s tin. The prefect gift for your favorite geek.

Where to get it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00168PI9S/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00168PI9S&linkCode=as2&tag=171720-20
Price : $35

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Death Star Ice Cubes

Captain Cool — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 09:17:16 +0000

Cold as the Ice Planet Hoth, these death star ice spheres will cool your drink while giving you that warm sense of personal protection that only a planet destroying weapon can provide.

Proof to the liberal bastards that weapons are for more than just killing.

Where to get it : http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/f0b6/
Price : $10

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Bacon Lube

Captain Cool — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 01:31:13 +0000

Bacon lube. For some farmyard loving.

Sometimes, certain things make me sit up and think “Someone spent time, effort and money on making this. WTF is wrong with the world” This is obviously one of those times, as Bacon Lube is probably the greatest thing ever to happen to this earth since Gutenberg.

What could possibly be better than rubbing Bacon onto you lovers body? Bacon scented Lube, that’s what.

Where to get it : http://amzn.to/Y8ELt4
Price : $17

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Unicorn Chopsticks

Captain Cool — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:10:37 +0000

Unicorn Chopsticks. Get some magic in your mouth!

These are dishwasher safe (as most unicorns are) food grade (unicorns are known to be delicious which is why they are so rare) and their 9 inch long horns are perfect for putting things in your mouth with.

Where to get it : http://amzn.to/TBT7nA
Price : $10

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Squirrel Feeder

Captain Cool — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:08:00 +0000

Is it not enough that squirrels have to go through their whole lives on the bottom of the food chain. Is that not enough for us that we feel it necessary to find further ways to try and humiliate the poor little critters.

It is pretty funny though….

Where to get it : http://amzn.to/12vDW2V
Price : $14

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Robot Tea Infuser

Captain Cool — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 13:05:01 +0000

Now while it looks like he is desperately trying to keep his head above water to save himself from drowning, rest assured that he is actually simply infusing the liquid with his insides.

Easy to clean, easy to use, what more could one want from a tea infuser.

Where to get it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005SW8D7W/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B005SW8D7W&linkCode=as2&tag=171720-20
Price : $10

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One Very Happy Corckscrew

Captain Cool — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 12:56:59 +0000

Never before in the history of the work have you ever seen a man so happy that he is about to stick his screw into the top of a bottle of wine.

We tried this once at college and it when it gets stuck, ambulances must be called and it isn’t pretty.

Where to get it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002J4BWV6/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002J4BWV6&linkCode=as2&tag=171720-20
Price : $11

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